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Dad Skeleton

Sketch battle · Finest City Improv

Skeleton
Wars

Local writers submit anonymous sketches. A rotating cast reads the finalists live. The audience chooses who leaves with the Golden Marrow Trophy.

Jacob holding a Vote for Poormountain sign onstage
Campaign finance is handled by a loose jar of teeth.

The rules

Short enough to stage. Weird enough to remember.

  • Threesubmissions per writer
  • Fivecharacters maximum
  • Fiveproperly formatted pages maximum

How the night works

Your script walks into a theater without you.

We screen the submissions, hand the selected pages to the cast, and keep every writer’s name secret until the room has voted.

01

Send it in

Submit your script through the form. Include the music, sound, props, and stage directions the actors actually need.

02

Make the lineup

Dad Skeleton reads the pile and builds a show of 10–12 sketches. The house cast handles the performance.

03

Keep it anonymous

The audience doesn’t hear the writers’ names until voting is over. Your pages have to fight alone.

04

Count the bones

The audience favorite takes the Golden Marrow Trophy. Then the writers are unmasked and everybody gets to meet.

Next battle

Next date to be announced

Check the FCI calendar for announcements.
Finest City Improv · San Diego

Hosted by Dad Skeleton

Jacob Rozansky + Paige Chadwick

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